Funny dating rules for men
You can get one of these rings for about 0 and trust me you'll get a fuck worth far more than that out of it. On one hand you don't want to use condoms, so get her on the pill ASAP.
On the other hand if she runs the birth control she might blindside you with something annoying like a kid just to hook you. If she gets pregnant, take the new "morning-after" pill for guys.
However, if she doesn't at least give you a blowjob by date #2, #3 at the latest, there are better investments out there.
On date #3, remind her of the "third date rule." This is the big corollary of rule #7. If you can fake that you've got it made." Hey, in the end they all want to be dominated.
Though if you can find a good mechanic, let me know, OK?
Anyway, subtly find out her own personal romantic dream, and play-act it.
Well, this isn't a thing to so much try to do as a reminder to be yourself.
Girls love the "bad boy." They hope they can "reform" him, or they're a case of point #11 above. Invent deep intimate stuff you can tell her in bed, she'll go for it.Harlequin Romances isn't exactly going broke selling girls books about how a guy comes into the girl's life and does something as simple as fixing her car to make her life right and sweeps her off her feet.You would be amazed at the "mileage" you can get just by taking her car down to the shop.If you can't think up your own, buy one of those books with Fabio (the guy from the "I can't believe it's not butter" commercials) on the cover and be one of those guys.(God, this guy can't tell butter from margarine and chicks swoon over him?